Famous Halloween Quotes

Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore.
By Lauren Springer on Boring

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
By Chris Rock on Charlie Brown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"
By Drew Carey on Costumes

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
By Rodney Dangerfield on Costumes

During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter.
By Martha Plimpton on Costumes

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
By Christina Applegate on Dressing Up

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go, back to their quiet graves below.
By Theodosia Garrison on Ghosts

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
By Richard Harris Barham on Ghosts

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
By Erma Bombeck on Grandmother

Halloween must be a big night for you. Tossing eggs, keying cars, bobbing for apples. One pathetic cry for help after another. Well, not this year, missy.
By Principal Snyder (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) on Halloween

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
By Steve Almond on Haul

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
By River Phoenix on Masks

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
By Charles Swartz on Nudist Colony

I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson.
By January Jones on Playboy Mansion

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
By Jean Baudrillard on Revenge

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
By William Shakespeare on Witches